Corrupt A Wish 8.0

[McDowell 8th ID]

Thought I'd bring back an oldie, but a goodie! So, how does corrupt a wish work you ask? Simple!
One can wish for something, but you will have to come up with a downside for it in posting order.

For example, we'll say that the person above my post (previous poster) wished for being able to shoot lasers from their eyes.
I now have to come up with a downside to that ability before wishing for my own. So my post could be like this:
 

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Granted, but every time you fire lasers from your eyes, you have to fart for the same amount of time that you use your lasers.

I wish I could be invisible!

Now it would be up to the next person to corrupt my wish! Now .. lets get it started!

I WISH .... that I could talk to animals! 😄
 

[Lanier 8th ID]

1 hour ago, McDowell 1st MRB said:

I WISH .... that I could talk to animals! 😄

Granted, but after you speak to an animal, it dies.

I wish that I had a photographic memory.

[Burke 8th ID]

7 hours ago, Lanier 8th ID said:

Granted, but after you speak to an animal, it dies.

I wish that I had a photographic memory.

Every time you remember only your LEFT foot grows by a inch each time.

~  I wish I could fly

[VanDoor 8th ID]

Granted, but every time you fly, you need to get patted down by TSA first.

 

I wish for the Genie to be free

[Montague 8th ID]

Granted, but he doesn't grant wishes, he's just there to hang out. 

 

I wish I could travel through time

Edited May 17, 2021 by Montague 8th ID
Forgot to wish

[Kim]

Granted, but you can only travel through time in increments of 500 years. No more, no less.

I wish I can teleport.

[Samo 8th ID]

Granted, but the you can only teleport back from your house to your job. thats it.

 

I wish I could speak every language

 

[McDowell 8th ID]

2 hours ago, Samo 8th ID said:

Granted, but the you can only teleport back from your house to your job. thats it.

 

I wish I could speak every language

 

Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies.

I wish I could read people's minds!

[Sofa 8th ID]

On 5/18/2021 at 2:57 AM, McDowell 1st MRB said:

Granted, but unfortunately it's the wrong language in your replies.

I wish I could read people's minds!

Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic.

I'd like to poop money.

Edited June 10, 2021 by Sofa 8th ID

[Montague 8th ID]

2 hours ago, Sofa 8th ID said:

Granted, but every time you read them you become dyslexic.

I'd like to poop money.

Granted, but you literally shit gold bricks everytime

I wish I could make thousands of dollars a day doing nothing

[VanDoor 8th ID]

Granted, but you make thousands of Shrute Bucks

 

I wish I was the greatest athlete in the world

[Samo 8th ID]

Granted but you’re 3 feet tall

I wish to travel to every continent 

[Dunnerski]

Granted but you can't return to any country you visit. 

 

I wish I had a vr headset

[Nutz 8th ID]

1 hour ago, Dunnerski 8th ID said:

 

I wish I had a vr headset

Granted, but it only views Sofa pooping money over and over again.

I wish  I had superhuman strength

Edited June 11, 2021 by Nutz 8th ID

[Lanier 8th ID]

Granted, but you lose sight, smell and hearing.

I wish I have the ability to freeze time.

[Fox]

Granted! But you can't do anything except think while it's frozen.

 

Hmmm... *rubs genie lamp* I wish I still had a girlfriend!

Edited August 1, 2021 by Fox

[Sofa 8th ID]

Granted, but she lives in Helsinki, Finland. 
 

I wish I was taller than 193 cm.